Certified Grandpa

This is Good Bones, an jovial Mawkin grandpa. He deeply about his family and friends, and gives excellent hugs.

This work was posted to other platforms on April 26th, 2022.

Old people on ZDR fall into one of three categories: Those who are in astonishingly good health, those who are too old or weak to fight and have "retired" to less combatant roles in society, and those who shouldn't be fighting, but do anyways. This guy is among the latter. He's older than dirt but still in fighting condition, so he chooses to fight. Once a warrior, always a warrior.

Cool Fact’s about this bird:
*He has eight daughters.
*He loves them very much.
*He comes when they call him, no matter how far away he is.
*He has one grandchild, courtesy of his seventh daughter. This is a fact he is very proud of because not many eggs are being hatched these days. He would like you to know that he has a granddaughter, have you seen her? She's about this tall and rather cute. He can tell she'll have a knack for the flail axe when she grows up, and—
*He makes a mean stew.
*He will brag about his eight daughters and his fluffy granddaughter all day.

He is a certified grandpa.

Some say he's on his last legs; that he's old, and he's gonna kick it sooner than not. But he's healthy; he still has his wings, and he has a grandchick to watch after and hold hands with. "Retirement"? Never heard of her.

His name is Good Bones, because he has good bones. Strong bones, too—never broken one. He has a knack for heavy weapons, but would never turn down a good old-fashioned polearm when it comes time to spar. Always in good spirits, a robust fighter, and a dedicated grandfather, Good Bones is nothing if not a boon to the Mawkin.