少女と白猫問答 夏の戯れ
白猫 「ほ、ほう。さっき触ったから次はお前の細腕で抱かせろと?聞くが今年何歳になった?」
○○ 「あのね!来年小学校に入るの!だから5歳なの!幼稚園の年長なの!お姉さんなの!だから猫ちゃん抱っこしたいの!」^^
白猫 「俺の体重は10キロあるの、あっちで○○のパパがわたあめ作ってるけどそれの何十倍何百倍も重いの。だからさっきなでなでしたので我慢しなさい」
○○ 「わたあめ!猫ちゃんの何十倍何百倍!わたあめ猫ちゃんも食べよう!そしたら抱っこしてあげる!」^^
白猫 「・・・・・。気持ちはうれしいけどわたあめは俺は食べられないの、砂糖が俺の体によくないの。ごめんね」
○○ 「??、わたあめ嫌いなの?ママが言ってたけど好き嫌いは良くないんだよ?」><
白猫 「砂糖が俺の体に良くないの、好き嫌いじゃないの。最悪死んじゃうの」><
○○ 「だってママが!好き嫌いは良くないって言ったもん!」><
白猫 「分ったから怒らないで、ほらパパがわたあめを作り終わったから食べに行くんだ、わたあめ美味しいよ!?」^^
○○ 「って猫ちゃんが言ってたの!それでね!」^^
父親 「○○、猫は言葉を喋らないぞ、早くわたあめ食べなさい」^^
白猫 「さて、ママの所に行くかアイツになら何度抱かれてもいいや」^^
A conversation between a girl and a white cat: Summer play
White Cat: "Oh, I see. You touched me earlier, so now you want me to hold you with your thin arms? Let me ask you, how old are you this year?"
○○: "You see! I'm going to elementary school next year! So I'm 5 years old! I'm in the last year of kindergarten! I'm a big sister! That's why I want to hold you, kitty!" ^^
White Cat: "I weigh 10kg, and over there, ○○'s dad is making cotton candy, but I'm dozens of times, hundreds of times heavier than that. So I just petted you, so be patient."
○○: "Cotton candy! Dozens of times, hundreds of times heavier than a kitty! Let's eat some cotton candy kitty too! Then I'll hold you!" ^^
White Cat: "...I'm happy about the sentiment, but I can't eat cotton candy, the sugar in my body makes it so much easier." I don't like it. I'm sorry."
○○ "?? You don't like cotton candy? Mommy said it's not good to be picky." ><
White Cat "Sugar is bad for my body, it's not about being picky. It could even kill you." ><
○○ "But Mommy said it's not good to be picky!" ><
White Cat "Okay, don't get mad. Daddy's finished making the cotton candy, so let's go eat it. It's delicious!" ^^
○○ "That's what the cat said! So!" ^^
Father "○○, cats don't talk, hurry up and eat your cotton candy." ^^
White Cat "Okay, I'm going to go to Mommy, or I don't mind being held by that guy as many times as I want." ^^
○○ 「あのね!来年小学校に入るの!だから5歳なの!幼稚園の年長なの!お姉さんなの!だから猫ちゃん抱っこしたいの!」^^
白猫 「俺の体重は10キロあるの、あっちで○○のパパがわたあめ作ってるけどそれの何十倍何百倍も重いの。だからさっきなでなでしたので我慢しなさい」
○○ 「わたあめ!猫ちゃんの何十倍何百倍!わたあめ猫ちゃんも食べよう!そしたら抱っこしてあげる!」^^
白猫 「・・・・・。気持ちはうれしいけどわたあめは俺は食べられないの、砂糖が俺の体によくないの。ごめんね」
○○ 「??、わたあめ嫌いなの?ママが言ってたけど好き嫌いは良くないんだよ?」><
白猫 「砂糖が俺の体に良くないの、好き嫌いじゃないの。最悪死んじゃうの」><
○○ 「だってママが!好き嫌いは良くないって言ったもん!」><
白猫 「分ったから怒らないで、ほらパパがわたあめを作り終わったから食べに行くんだ、わたあめ美味しいよ!?」^^
○○ 「って猫ちゃんが言ってたの!それでね!」^^
父親 「○○、猫は言葉を喋らないぞ、早くわたあめ食べなさい」^^
白猫 「さて、ママの所に行くかアイツになら何度抱かれてもいいや」^^
A conversation between a girl and a white cat: Summer play
White Cat: "Oh, I see. You touched me earlier, so now you want me to hold you with your thin arms? Let me ask you, how old are you this year?"
○○: "You see! I'm going to elementary school next year! So I'm 5 years old! I'm in the last year of kindergarten! I'm a big sister! That's why I want to hold you, kitty!" ^^
White Cat: "I weigh 10kg, and over there, ○○'s dad is making cotton candy, but I'm dozens of times, hundreds of times heavier than that. So I just petted you, so be patient."
○○: "Cotton candy! Dozens of times, hundreds of times heavier than a kitty! Let's eat some cotton candy kitty too! Then I'll hold you!" ^^
White Cat: "...I'm happy about the sentiment, but I can't eat cotton candy, the sugar in my body makes it so much easier." I don't like it. I'm sorry."
○○ "?? You don't like cotton candy? Mommy said it's not good to be picky." ><
White Cat "Sugar is bad for my body, it's not about being picky. It could even kill you." ><
○○ "But Mommy said it's not good to be picky!" ><
White Cat "Okay, don't get mad. Daddy's finished making the cotton candy, so let's go eat it. It's delicious!" ^^
○○ "That's what the cat said! So!" ^^
Father "○○, cats don't talk, hurry up and eat your cotton candy." ^^
White Cat "Okay, I'm going to go to Mommy, or I don't mind being held by that guy as many times as I want." ^^
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