The Escort Job

J: “All I really want is the eradication of all living (and/or generally sentient/sapient) entities and to live alone in a floating rock with a whole world at my leisure. Is that so evil?”
C: “Yes. I think that’s like, top 20 most evil wants ever…”
J: “Whatever, you’d never understand. What with that UGLY skin of yours…”
C: “What…?”