Robbery with grace

An ordinary day in a quiet town turned into chaos when Roon, Akagi, and Atago stormed into the bank... with very serious faces and very tiny pistols. Roon sternly pointed her weapon: "Wallets on the table!" — but her threatening tone was completely ruined by her cute accent. Akagi peeked out from behind a counter, squinting menacingly, but she looked more like an angry cat than a terrifying robber. Meanwhile, Atago, smiling as if she were attending a fancy party, waved politely at the hostages.

And there stood poor Enterprise. She smiled brightly with her hands up, looking like she had accidentally entered a weird photo contest called "Best Hostage Pose." She had only come to deposit a check... and somehow ended up becoming the "honorary captive" of the cutest robbery in history.

The bank staff didn't know whether to call the police — or start filming this hilarious show.