Iznogud+Blackadder Crimean War

Iznogud and Blackadder fighting (bickering) along side eachother during the Crimean wars (sadly)

>Iznogud quips to Blackadder that his descendants will one day rule over England
>Blackadder retorts that Iznogud's descendants will only amount to Barbers and Kebab Vendors
>They are both right

At least both can agree they should be Caliph and King respectively

>My God! They’re working together
>My Lord! With hearts as dry as leather
>The Foe,prepare for twice the wrath!
>For one plus one is simple Math
>BLACKADDER (and Iznogud)
>History’s Cunning Crooks
>BLACKADDER (and Iznogud)
>They’ll squeeze their way into the books!
>Prepare for utter certain doom
>The Russians, they don’t know what is coming
>Today they bicker in one room!
>Tomorrow,they’ll lead the dark roaring drumming!
>BLACKADDER (and Iznogud)
>They soon may be king and caliph!
>BLACKADDER (and Iznogud)
>If only they didn’t cause so much grief!