Sarah Kiss lusts Taylor Hall

Sarah has a major crush on an Edmonton Oiler's young rookie star Taylor Hall, don't ask why, but she's an Oiler her whole life while I was a long time Bruin. She goes all lustful when Hall scores a goal for Edmonton and I get all angry and jealous. I can't help it. I have great respect for Taylor Hall, I go for Tyler Seguin. In fact I really don't who's gonna be NHL's rookie of the year.

Don't even think of stealing my girl Taylor Hall!