Whacked Out Wand Washing Wedgies

Whacked Out Wand Washing Wedgies (Commission)

Commission #34
For Anonymous

“Hmmm. Darnit. I can’t seem to figure out how to FIX this.” Star grumbled as she peered into the open spell book, even harder, as though doing so would somehow lead to an answer for her dilemma.

At that moment, Marco walked into the house from outside and spotted her standing right by the door, looking exasperated as she eyeballed a seemingly random page.

“Hey Star… what… what are you doing?” He asked, startling her a bit from behind. She only jumped a tad but spun and latched her arms to Marco’s shoulders. “LE GASP! MARCO! You’re HERE!”

“… Yes, I’m here. Wh-WAH!” Marco yelped when she flung him over and had him stand in front of her.

“Good, good. This is perfect. I need your help!” Star smiled.

“Oh… okay, I guess I can help you but… what do you need exactly?” Marco raised a brow.

“Take off your clothes.” She ordered.

Marco blinked.

He then turned around and was about to walk to the next room when she reached over and grabbed his hoodie.

“AH! NO! Whatever this is, I want out!” Marco gasped and flailed about before she yanked him back.

“You already promised to help me.” Star grinned. “No take-backs!”

“Oh, come on! Why do you need me to take off my clothes?” Marco grumbled. “Do they smell? I can change!”

“YES! They DO smell. They smell like the outdoors and SHAME! I’m in need of some help because I need someone’s clothes to CLEAN!” She yelped, jumping a bit at the emphasis for that last word. “It’s a fairly simple enough spell. I just couldn’t find any clothes to clean. And no way am I testing it out on mine. It only works when stuff is actually dirty. Washing and drying instantaneously is the way of your future once I master this spell.”

Marco eyed her a bit and looked to the side, pondering this for a bit. “Well… I guess that sounds good. But I don’t understand why I have to take off ALL my clothes for that. Here, I’ll just take off my hoodie. We can test it on this and if it works we’ll use it for my other stuff later… when I’m not stripping in front of you.”

“That’s fine. I didn’t want to see your butt anyway.” Star said with a polite wave of the hand.

“I-I don’t want anyone to see it either.” Marco muttered, sweating a bit. It was probably a very scrawny looking butt to normal folk.

Either way, his hoodie was laid out before the two of them and the spell book was opened up wide. Star looked down at it, serious and in the zone. Her wand began lighting up. It was go time.

“Alright. Let’s churn this butter!” Star shouted.

“That’s not a saying.” Marco interrupted.

“Pump the breaks.”

“That means we’re stopping.”

“Flog the horse.”

“That’s ‘Beat a dead horse’ and it’s still wrong.”

“Whatever. Wand Washing for the Win!” Star blasted the hoodie.

“Oh! That was actually a really good one!” Marco commented on the impressive alliteration she did unconsciously as the wand began to… fry the hoodie?

Yup. It was definitely catching fire.

“AH! What the heck?”