チャオヤオケイ
Here's something I wrote when I was bored and didn't have anywhere else to put it. Enjoy, you little little LITTLE people :P
"I have a cunning plan." Baldrick said with a smile that was clearly telling Blackadder that he was confident this would work. "What plan could you of all people possibly come up with that is fool-proof and functional?" Blackadder questioned, not believing that Baldrick had enough - or any - intelligence to make a plan that was, in his own words, cunning. "Well, I'll tell you this. It's better than the last plan I had." Baldrick said, still smiling. "The idea is: we take a few turnips, sell them, and buy an even bigger turnip with that money." Blackadder listened, looking more and more annoyed yet disappointed in Baldrick the more he talked. "This is not, in fact, better than your previous plan. Or your previous 82 plans." He stated simply.
"I have a cunning plan." Baldrick said with a smile that was clearly telling Blackadder that he was confident this would work. "What plan could you of all people possibly come up with that is fool-proof and functional?" Blackadder questioned, not believing that Baldrick had enough - or any - intelligence to make a plan that was, in his own words, cunning. "Well, I'll tell you this. It's better than the last plan I had." Baldrick said, still smiling. "The idea is: we take a few turnips, sell them, and buy an even bigger turnip with that money." Blackadder listened, looking more and more annoyed yet disappointed in Baldrick the more he talked. "This is not, in fact, better than your previous plan. Or your previous 82 plans." He stated simply.
