YOJI

ｲﾗﾚとかﾌｫﾄｼｮとか高等なおもちゃは使えないので、
ﾊﾟﾜﾎﾟｯ(●´艸｀)でお絵かき始めました。
難しいことはできないからしません。
下のプロフィールではごにょごにょ言ってます。





Hi, I am one of honest liars who loves sarcasm and irony.
Being friendly to anyone let me among an uncountable number of friends.
Actually, I keep myself from counting them.
I don't want to know that.

I studied and got my degree.
In the university I was in the Faculty of Literature and known as a certain hardworker.
This is why I have poor eyesight, I was always reading books so close to my eyes without any light and my hands, laying on my back on some bench which we can't necessarily use as a desk.
Somehow the books were sometimes wet.

As far as my physical character is concerned, my height is relatively tall for a Japanese, taller than the biggest cat, I think, and shorter than the biggest mouse who charge too much for a slice of a dream in the Dizzy land.
And according to the law of universal gravitation, my weight is heavy enough to gravitate the earth or else I'm handsome enough to attract her.
I'm very sure that you know this famous thing about me.
The latest modern biology says that my DNA is almost same as any type of handsome guys.
Everyone can't deny this evident fact, probably including you.
Thank you for the agreement.



　屁理屈と皮肉をこよなく愛する誠実な嘘吐きです。文学部の学生をやっている時期もありましたが、その他多くの文学部生同様、本を読むわけでもなくのびのびとしたキャンパスライフを送っていました。活字は苦手です。

　身体的な特徴としましては畳縦ほどの身の丈にコンパスの様にスッと2本に分かれた脚、男子トイレに堂々と入れる肩幅をもち、目はカミソリ一枚通さないほど弱く、一番上の「C」がかろうじて見える程度。髪の毛はサラサラストレートが少し痛んだ感じに仕上がってます。服装は落ち着いた色を好み、落ち着きのない性格ですかね。

　また信仰心の厚さには少しばかり自信があります。毎日の様に神棚にぼた餅をお供えしていると説明しておけば十分ご理解いただけるでしょう。